What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

How has Sanskrit influenced modern Tamil language, particularly in terms of vocabulary?

Octopussy

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

From Russia With Love

How do I overcome attachment issues?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

How can I help my cat adjust to sleeping in its own room after allowing it to sleep with us as a kitten?

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Why did my ex-narcissist move so fast with his new supply marriage engagement moving in, etc.?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

Why are we explaining today’s “climate change” as driven by human related “green house” gasses when natural “global warming” pushed sea level up to the “shores” of Topeka with no human contribution or even presence? Is Occam’s Rasor applied?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

What should every American know before traveling to the UK?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Goldfinger

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

During the Atlmark incident in 1940, the Brit war criminals violated Norwegian neutrality. Hitler could then justify invading Norway. Have the Brits ever apologized for violating Norwegian neutrality?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”Ah so!”

Why did my ex of 2 years move on so fast after he left me? Why does he act so cold towards me, and as if I don't exist?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

How do the youth in Taiwan perceive their national identity in relation to China?

You Only Live Twice

Dr No

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-J W Pepper

-Bond slapping Tracy.